Friday, April 25, 2008

A Final Five Cylon is Aide to Clinton

So, I was at Safeway today, buying some pregnancy tests and some coat hangers, when I noticed that the Cylons have infiltrated the upper- and innermost echalon of The Democratic Party.


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Above is the toaster in action, whispering deceitful lies into Hillary's ear.




Here, she sneers at her hatred of this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, whatever you want to call it, she can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. She feels saturated by it. She can taste your stink and every time she does, she fears that she's somehow been infected by it.

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I am starting an Eating Liberally Chapter in Denver. For starts, it's going to be at Dazzle in Denver on Sunday n stuff. Y'all should check it out.

Friday, April 11, 2008

Scary Food Stories

I've been a bad, bad girl. I've been careless and not posting blogs. But here is an interesting article about scary food price fixing/rises in poor neighborhoods like my own.