The only constant in the universe is change and The Vatican is no exception to that rule (nor is Barack Obama, for that matter). In their first attempt in..hell if I know, a looooong while, to keep up with the times, The Vatican has gently reinterpreted the ways and means to eternal hell.
From allheadlinenews.com:
Mgr Girotti named the new mortal sins to be
(1) genetic modification
(2) human experimentations
(3) polluting the environment
(4) social injustice
(5) causing poverty
(6) financial gluttony
and
(7) taking drugs.
What I mean by 'gently reinterpreted' is that really, The Vatican needs to effectively call out of some wicked sinners that are violating the new rules. Namely who I mean:
Because really, if the corporations are people debate is a real debate, then they are karmically (if you believe in that sorta thing) accountable in this lifetime and will then go to hell, right?
Aah man, that would be Sweet Caroline:
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